-  vocals and cello from the maniac-trapped-in-a-nerd's-body Mark Rock (Peter Markush); 

 -  vocals and guitar from the teenage-heartthrob-with-a-mean-streak Ben (Joey Vigour); 

 -  fiddle, cello, backing vocals and antics by the lovely-but-dangerous Shootin' Moon (Cathy Monnes); 

 -  lightning mandolin licks by the dark overlord Mando Man (T.J. Johnson); 

 -  thumping percussion from the dairy-free beatnik Soy Boy (Paddy League).
 

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